DEAD CATS PROTESTGrunge-punk group "The Dead Cats" are protesting against illegal Internet piracy. They say too many people are downloading their music for free. They plan to stop playing if this illegal practice continues.
HAPPY BDAY,WE ARE THROWING YOU OUT OF BRITAIN!In Britain there´s a new and polemic law to fight against the crise: Inmigrants who are 65 years old, will receive a letter to let them know that they will be taken away from the country."Could you imagine how many millions of pounds will be saved or destinated to buy Tamiflu instead of being spend to pay pensions?" Said Gordon Brown
TELEVISION KILLS, SAYS A GERMAN PROFESSOR.In a recent research of Dr. Gunter Wulf in an important science magazine ("The Universe is Out There"), all that children who watched violent series in the 70's, like "Starsky and Hutch", nowadays have turn into serial killers. Professor advice that is a very recent research and it is still under construction.
MAGICIAN ALMOST KILLED BY DOVESAn amateur magician who was bad-trained some doves for a show; was attacked by them during the spectacle, many members of the public helped him just when one of the angry (and hungry) doves was picking his left eye. The emergency service took care of the man, and the doves were released with no charges.
WIFE FORGIVES ELEPHANTA man who went abroad to work decided to find an special gift for his wife.At last, he decided to go back home with a cute and lovely baby elephant. The woman became surprised but the animal grew up happy and free in the garden. But one day,he got into the house and broke down glasses, windows and others beloved wedding presents; so the woman became very angry and decided to send the elephant to the zoo. Once he left the house, she began to feel gloomy, sad and blamed so she decided to forgive him and she phoned to the zoo to be brought him back at home. The elephant started then a career in advertising, starring a well known advertisment at national TV with the whole family.